Good Is The New Bad - Film Reviews And More » Quick Capsule Review http://www.goodisthenewbad.com Everyone has an opinion. Yours is probably wrong. Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:11:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The Happening – Trailer Review http://www.goodisthenewbad.com/the-happening-trailer-review-146.htm http://www.goodisthenewbad.com/the-happening-trailer-review-146.htm#comments Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:30:30 +0000 Jeffrey Williams http://www.goodisthenewbad.com/the-happening-trailer-review-146.htm From our friends over at Trailer Trash, this is perhaps the best review of an M. Night Shyamalan movie trailer:

The Happening movie poster

“The first stage is loss of speech. The second stage is physical disorientation. The third stage is fatal.

These are the symptoms of watching this trailer.

The Happening is M. Night Sham-alan’s newest descent into the bizarre and unexplained world of disappointment. With its cornucopia of overtly-stylized nonsense, this preview conjures up enough memories of “Lady in the Water” that I can only hope a bunch of trees will try to kill me (spoiler alert).

And because this is a trailer review, I can beat all the other film critics to the punch and be the first to christen this movie “The Crappening”

- Steve Jarczak”

Bravo, Steve. Couldn’t be said any better.

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it turned Samuel L. Jackson’s hair white.

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